Brynjolf – Thief of Hearts

Oh, how rich we all would be with every septim made each time this man won over another lady with his smooth talking. The latest poll found that this is probably due to his offers of making love like a sabre cat. It’s really no wonder Skyrim has such a large group of female thieves running the show. Personally, we blame Brynjolf for this corruptness.

Brynjolf loves to tell about Ilhe bouncing around him wearing nothing but a Lady Mara amulet wanting him to marry her. Of course, he was too busy and they could talk later about it. Not the right words to say to Ilhe because she worked her own magic and won him over.


There is are unwritten rules about the Thieves Guild for those crossing the border into Skyrim.

  1. If you are new to Skyrim, avoid Riften at all costs.
  2. If you must go to Riften, avoid Brynjolf at all costs.
  3. If you are a thief then you need to go to Riften and speak to Brynjolf.

Simplicity itself.



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