Twelve Days in Skyrim

On my first day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
The Book of Bandits to read.

On my second day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my third day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my fourth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my fifth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my sixth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my seventh day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Seven thieves a stealing,
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my eighth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Eight maps with markers,
Seven thieves a stealing,
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my ninth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Nine broken carriages,
Eight maps with markers,
Seven thieves a stealing,
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my tenth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Ten agents working,
Nine broken carriages,
Eight maps with markers,
Seven thieves a stealing,
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my eleventh day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Eleven archers arching,
Ten agents working,
Nine broken carriages,
Eight maps with markers,
Seven thieves a stealing,
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

On my twelfth day in Skyrim the boss man sent to me
Twelve bards a screaming,
Eleven archers arching,
Ten agents working,
Nine broken carriages,
Eight maps with markers,
Seven thieves a stealing,
Six giants charging,
Five guards chasing me,
Four chiefs a singing,
Three angry mages,
Two bandits attacking,
And the Book of Bandits to read.

This was sent to us by Lurren Genadyrose. She said something about it being a status report? We hope Mr. Indigoblade understands this because here you go….ah, Boss Man.